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Too quiet

Come one, flist. You are usually so loquacious.


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Sep. 20th, 2005 06:24 pm (UTC)
You first ;ppp
Sep. 20th, 2005 07:22 pm (UTC)
Fair enough :) And, actually, you have been among the more entertaining folks today.
Sep. 21st, 2005 01:37 am (UTC)
I live to entertain you, my lady.
Sep. 20th, 2005 06:36 pm (UTC)
This weekend, Nina Hartley spanked my ass and fondled my breasts.

She also said I had a cute "cookie".

The fact that there were witnesses is the only thing keeping me from thinking I hallucinated.
Sep. 20th, 2005 07:23 pm (UTC)
Oooh! Wow. That's pretty exciting news! May I ask the context?

(P.S. I just love "cookie" as a euphemism)
Sep. 20th, 2005 09:07 pm (UTC)
A "cookie" is a "hoo-haa", right?

Sep. 20th, 2005 10:23 pm (UTC)
In this case cookie was in fact a vagina.
Sep. 21st, 2005 03:34 am (UTC)
Yeah, same thing according my copy of "Pyro's Guide to Woman's External Body Parts".
Sep. 21st, 2005 02:53 pm (UTC)
I think "cookie" is a really bizarre euphanism to hear coming out of the mouth of a porn star but whatever.

Did I mention porn star and sex educator Nina Hartley groped me repeatedly? Because um yeah.
Sep. 21st, 2005 09:45 pm (UTC)
You did, and I have to tell you, I am not getting tired of it.

I have heard the cookie thing as well. Near as I can tell, it's a regional expression which has been spread (no pun intended) as a result of mail order porn and the Internet. I have to tell you, I would be interested in seeing some research on the topic of regional language diffusion as a result of porn. I can personally recall several porn specific word usages that you hear which I suspect you wouldn't if it were not for mail order and the Internet.

Then again, I'm into the word and kitchen porn...
Sep. 20th, 2005 10:26 pm (UTC)
I was at Dark Odyssey which can be loosely described as kinky freaks in the woods. I was paddlign in the pool, saw Nina talking to some friends of mine and paddled closer. Next thing I knew Nina Hartley spanked my ass and before I really could recover from that, she fondled my breasts and said she liked them better than hers.


I am still not recovered.

Once, several years ago, I tipped Nina Hartley at a strip club. She LICKED MY NECK. I fell off my shoes. The next day she did a back flip into my lap. There is a picture some place.
Sep. 20th, 2005 06:39 pm (UTC)
My cat's breath still smells like cat food.
Sep. 20th, 2005 07:23 pm (UTC)
Some things never change.
Sep. 20th, 2005 06:41 pm (UTC)
Rob and I are moving away in a week and a half. We should get together before then.

We saved you a big bookshelf and a smaller bookshelf. Want to come pick them up?
Sep. 20th, 2005 07:24 pm (UTC)
Ack! You know, I knew you were moving, but I guess I am in denial that it's happening now :(

Yes, I want to see you. I'm going to try to call the numbers I have to for you so we can make plans *smooch*
Sep. 20th, 2005 06:52 pm (UTC)
you want loquacious? go back and read my journal from yesterday. i don't think i posted fewer than 8 times. then add the ones from today... >;)

(besides, yesterday's involved pretties! pretties i made! check 'em out!)
Sep. 20th, 2005 07:25 pm (UTC)
Oooooh! Those sure are pretty! I filled out your poll. Tell me; did you do beading on that last one?
Sep. 20th, 2005 09:08 pm (UTC)
nope, no beading. those long strands on the side were some sort of faux-seedpod thingies or maybe berries? dunno what they were supposed to be, but they were prefab.
Sep. 20th, 2005 09:09 pm (UTC)
oh, and thanks for the poll answers. >:D
Sep. 20th, 2005 07:00 pm (UTC)
I updated my resumé today. And in 45 minutes or so there should be hot water in the new heater and I can finally have a LONG HOT SHOWER.

This is good, right?
Sep. 20th, 2005 07:26 pm (UTC)
Hot showers = good. I could go for one right now, in fact.
Sep. 20th, 2005 08:37 pm (UTC)
I got a new job that pays more and will be fun.

I will be part of Microsoft, but I will be working for Xbox.

How's that for news updates?

You heard/read it here first. I haven't posted it anywhere else.
Sep. 20th, 2005 09:49 pm (UTC)
Woohoo! Congrats! (sending you kisses to share with wife)
Sep. 21st, 2005 11:33 pm (UTC)
Uh, come see my show???

Frankenstein at Anne Arundel Community College (yeah, that would be in Maryland) Humanities Lecture Hall. Not only am I appearin in it as Justine, I have a cameo as a corpse AND I'm responsible for the costumes (baby's first costuming gig). We open on Friday October 7th for 2 weekends, plus we're issuing a 'donate what you can' invitation for our final dress rehearsal on October 6th. Tickets and more information can be found at www.pasadenatheatrecompany.com (if that doesn't work, try .org)

Can't go wrong with Gothic Horror right?
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