It's a beautiful morning in the Nation's Capital. Yesterday was our annual spicy food cook-off know as the Meltdown. I ate some incredibly brutal foods last night, such as dry-roasted Indian potatoes (so coated in spice that they were bright red) and whole scotch bonnet peppers stuffed with cheese. Yowza.
Strangely, I'm not in any particular gastric distress today, but I've got about a box of Pepcid handy just in case.