Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

Wonder what other services they offer?

According to the Directory I'm editing, a certain firm would like the investment industry to know that it offers "competitive anal."

Sweet Jebus. I'd have been so fired if we hadn't caught that.

Also, the fact that the discovery caused coffee to shoot out of my nose is evidence to the fact that I am a 14-year-old boy.


( 11 comments — Leave a comment )
Aug. 19th, 2004 03:46 pm (UTC)
What's your schedule like on the weekends? We'd love to have you over the place (still in "move state") so you can grab yoru mail and introduce us to the neighborhood!
Aug. 20th, 2004 09:28 am (UTC)
Hey, girl. We're pretty busy lately, but we'd absolutely love to stop by. This weekend, we have a little free time around noon on Saturday. Not sure about next weekend yet (I might be doing some landscaping for Angie and Jester). I understand you guys are in the process of moving in now. What a huge pain in the ass. The memory is still fresh in my mind :-/
Aug. 19th, 2004 04:13 pm (UTC)
We're just too competitive here in the US. Some things should be enjoyed on their own merits.
Aug. 19th, 2004 04:20 pm (UTC)
Well Bob, the Brazilians are going to have a tough time in the Men's anal category - the Greeks are the home team, and this is a matter of national pride. But whatever the case, we're sure to see some firm, vigorous competition!
Aug. 19th, 2004 07:57 pm (UTC)
ahaha and appropriately enough, i just HAPPEN to still have this little gem in my clipboard from earlier: Al Qaeda To Drop Gay Bomb. gotta love the WWN.

(thanks to cr0wgrrl for the link.)
Aug. 19th, 2004 09:38 pm (UTC)
I had a crappy data-entry job one summer (THAT summer), and the official title was "Document Analyst". On my pay stubs, it said "Doc Anal", which sounds like some kind of gay superhero...
Aug. 19th, 2004 10:05 pm (UTC)
(You know this, of course, but for the benefit of the wider audience who hasn't heard all my stories 100 times...)
Aug. 19th, 2004 11:19 pm (UTC)
I've seen 14 y-o boys.
You are NO 14 y-o boy, not even if you've changed VERY significantly from the last time I saw you...
Aug. 20th, 2004 09:30 am (UTC)
Hee. Thanks, babe.
Aug. 20th, 2004 07:37 am (UTC)

I guess they're winners because they compete.
Aug. 20th, 2004 05:37 pm (UTC)
Hee! <3 <3 <3!

Well, don't be so hasty -- has anyone actually asked them outright? Value added, relationship-building and all that -- you never can tell.
( 11 comments — Leave a comment )