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Mar. 22nd, 2002

"Take six strips of bacon, crumbled, four ripe tomatoes shaped like the Pope's nose, dice (the tomatoes, not the nose), and two pounds of candy corn. Add vinegar and corn syrup to taste; sprinkle with garlic and dill. Mix in a toy cement mixer. Then put a fire cracker inside it and put a paper bag over your head."

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nixieq
Mar. 22nd, 2002 09:44 am (UTC)
*blink*
oh mai. and what, pray tell, is THAT a recipie for? (other than disaster...)
ashbet
Mar. 22nd, 2002 10:54 am (UTC)
Re: *blink*
Dammit!! My clever comment was going to be "Recipe for Disaster" . . . you beat me to it! *grins like your icon*

-- Andi
nixieq
Mar. 22nd, 2002 10:59 am (UTC)
Re: *blink*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! i know all and see all! you cannot out-clever me!#$

...well, actually, it's quite easy to out-clever me, but i'm really really bored today and my mind is racing, so... >;)
fenriss
Mar. 22nd, 2002 12:40 pm (UTC)
Re: *blink*
You are both incorrect! According to Kibo, it is a recipe for RELISH!
joanarkham
Mar. 22nd, 2002 09:56 am (UTC)
Aiiieee!!!!
She's snapped! Run for the hills!
minniethemoocha
Mar. 22nd, 2002 10:15 am (UTC)
What's that from, The Killer Klown's Booke o' Magickal Unguents, Potions and Spelles?
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fenriss
Mar. 22nd, 2002 12:37 pm (UTC)
Certainly. I might suggest Morningstar Farm's vegetarian breakfast strips as well.
nixieq
Mar. 22nd, 2002 12:41 pm (UTC)
iiiiiiiit's FACON! facon facon facon FACON!@!# <3 <3 <3
joanarkham
Mar. 22nd, 2002 12:44 pm (UTC)
But remember, Bacos and cat litter can be used as an explosive...
ericrowe
Mar. 22nd, 2002 12:21 pm (UTC)
I see that you are acquainted with Kibology. I shoulda figured, you old USENET'er, you... :)
fenriss
Mar. 22nd, 2002 12:37 pm (UTC)
Rats! I should have known I couldn't sneak that past you. Be honest... did you use a search engine, or did you just recognize his style?
ericrowe
Mar. 22nd, 2002 12:39 pm (UTC)
Re:
The style was familiar, but I did use Google for the dirty work... When Kibo came up, I wasn't at all surprised, tho... :)
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