Fenriss (fenriss) wrote,
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fenriss

"Take six strips of bacon, crumbled, four ripe tomatoes shaped like the Pope's nose, dice (the tomatoes, not the nose), and two pounds of candy corn. Add vinegar and corn syrup to taste; sprinkle with garlic and dill. Mix in a toy cement mixer. Then put a fire cracker inside it and put a paper bag over your head."
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