December 19th, 2007

Xmas Cow

Miles to go

Observe the Mid-Atlantic Tufted Freak, as it begins its annual migration north toward its ancestral breeding grounds. We may never know how it endures the rigors of this thousand-mile trek year after year, disconnected from all Internet access and subsiding a a meager diet of cheese sandwiches and Red Bull.

I've noticed that some of you clever peoples know how to make picture posts and things from your phones! I want to be able to do that. I'm sure I could figure out how if I looked around the FAQs and stuff, but...

*waves hands around frantically*

Look, just tell me how to do it, OK? Please?