Your mission, should you be bored enough at your day job to accept it, is to create a tool that'll take an incoming URL, and determine how statistically crazy the site is. You would use factors like the average font size, the amount of text that's emphasized, the variety of font colors, and the length of individual pages. Oh, and the frequency of the hard-rule tag.
Then it would spit out a craziness factor, maybe broken down into various spectra, like "paranoia" or "pseudoscience" or "shrillness." I dunno.
Look, you figure it out. I'm the Big Picture guy, here.
~This post brought to you by a low-grade fever~
ETA: Eric's QOTD: "Ankle weights are for people too lazy to bungee dumbbells to their feet."