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Ack. I've reviewed every body system. I know the locations of all of the meridians. I know what conditions are absolute contraindications. I've been over muscle origins and insertions, endangerment areas, hydrotherapy, dermatomes, pathology, tax forms, adjunct modalities... I feel like my brain is gonna burst.

But what if I forget it all?!?!

Ack! Ack ack ack! *runs in circles flapping hands*

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cyntergomes
Feb. 16th, 2006 06:27 pm (UTC)
*hug* *hug* *hug*


I send you lots of encouragement hugs.
forestdweller
Feb. 16th, 2006 06:28 pm (UTC)
Akk! Okay! No! Don't worry! Here, have a glass of water.

You wont forget. Really. Well, okay, there is a possibility but with the information saturation level you're at? I bet as soon as your triggered by test questions you'll be able to regurgitate it all.

Water helps, though. And tea. *feeds you*
eac
Feb. 16th, 2006 06:34 pm (UTC)
Don't panic! *offers towel*

Also, if you find yourself blanking, can you you clear your mind by relating the information to massage you've done on actual people? (I mean, except for the tax forms...) ;)
joanarkham
Feb. 16th, 2006 06:45 pm (UTC)
You're going to do great!

BREATHE
jbsegal
Feb. 16th, 2006 07:04 pm (UTC)
It'll all be good. Really. :)

And yes, when it doubt: Breathe.
(Anonymous)
Feb. 16th, 2006 07:14 pm (UTC)
Ooooh, yes. I third or fourth the whole "breathe" suggestion. You are so brilliant and remember that the law of averages in on your side - you can do this in your sleep!

Love You.
acogswell
Feb. 16th, 2006 07:15 pm (UTC)
That was me - the anonymous person. :)
cyntergomes
Feb. 16th, 2006 07:15 pm (UTC)


nixieq
Feb. 16th, 2006 07:38 pm (UTC)
you're my hero. >:)
_blackjack_
Feb. 16th, 2006 07:19 pm (UTC)
I know what conditions are absolute contraindications. I've been over muscle origins and insertions, endangerment areas, hydrotherapy, dermatomes, pathology, tax forms, adjunct modalities...

"...I am the very model of a modern massage therapist!"
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_blackjack_
Feb. 16th, 2006 11:18 pm (UTC)
Well, considering what "gutting" and "skinning" are, I don't think I want to be hearted.

And I have no idea what being less-that-threed would be...
nixieq
Feb. 16th, 2006 07:37 pm (UTC)
Ack! Ack ack ack! *runs in circles flapping hands*

y'know, that actually might not be a bad idea to blow off steam. >;)

*hugs* *smooches* *soothing vibes*
feistydiva
Feb. 16th, 2006 07:43 pm (UTC)
You can do it!

I am sure you will ace the exam!

Soon, you shall be doing the very thing you really want to do!

::hugs::
::smooches::
::love::
mercurialgirl
Feb. 16th, 2006 08:32 pm (UTC)
Little messages
So, I'm scrolling down my friends list, trying in vain to catch up on what's going on in the lives of my dear ones and other intriguing people, and the post immediately above yours on the list consists entirely of this quote, which I think is apropos:
"One's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

Don't fret, smartprettyfiery girl, your brain's all big and spicy and you're gonna do just fine.
(Although the visuals involved in you speaking martian, gesticulating wildly and running about is quite endearing, so by all means, do continue if it helps release tension :>)


*Love!*
(from both of us!)
topaz720
Feb. 16th, 2006 08:46 pm (UTC)
Finish what you started to do in the title of this post...make a song out of it all!

Or would that song be too long?

Are you allowed to hum while taking the exam?
chadu
Feb. 16th, 2006 09:09 pm (UTC)
Um, doll, just so you know: I've had massage therapists who were, like, dumb as bricks. I'm surprised they knew how to walk and chew bubblegum at the same time. And they got their licenses/certifications.

You are smarter than bricks. You'll have no problem getting your license/certification.

Use it as a mantra: "Me am smarter than brick!" and you'll do fine.


CU
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chadu
Feb. 17th, 2006 01:14 am (UTC)
I always had a problem with that commercial: Solomon Grundy does have pants.

What the hell were the animators thinking when they put Brainiac (freaking Brainiac!) in short-shorts?

CU
theletterelle
Feb. 16th, 2006 10:34 pm (UTC)
*loves you*

Relax. It's all there, and the questions will bring it back.

*believes in you*
obscurerichard
Feb. 17th, 2006 06:31 am (UTC)
Forgetting it all: what you do AFTER the exam.
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