Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know there have been other crackpot theories, and I don't have a fraction of the math I'd need to judge for myself. But it sounds like this one is maybe a skosh more credible than some earlier theories. Even if it is based on the work of a mad scientist who collaborated with Nazis.
ohgodohgodohgod. If this works, I will never ask for anything else, as long as I live, I swear!