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It's Cinco de Mayo today. Now I want a big spicy plate of carbs and saturated fat. Sigh.

Also, lots of online fen are all squeeing about getting to see the Serenity sneak preview tonight. We hates them.

And I'm punchy and restless and don't wanna be sitting here proofreading. I wish someone would make an amusing typo in their listing like they did last year. OMG, the funny. I hurt myself laughing.

Gah. Somebody say something entertaining!

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bhanfhlaith
May. 5th, 2005 02:48 pm (UTC)
I didn't know anal was competetive now.
Sheesh. All those awards I could have go... er.. Nothing. Go back to what you were doing.

You said squee. ;p

I'm too Irish to celebrate Cinco de Mayo. And I don't like spicy food. I suck.
_blackjack_
May. 5th, 2005 03:08 pm (UTC)
I'm too Irish to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

No real Irishman turns down a chance to drink heavily in public...
bhanfhlaith
May. 5th, 2005 03:25 pm (UTC)
But I'm an Irish WOMAN, m'dear, and we, like babies, need no excuses ;p


*mutters* fhockin blackmail artist, you are...
fenriss
May. 5th, 2005 03:14 pm (UTC)
You said squee. ;p

I did. I say it a lot. Somethimes I sit around, sjut going squeesqueesquee.

I'm too Irish to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

Heh. What Jack said.
bhanfhlaith
May. 5th, 2005 03:25 pm (UTC)
Bite.
Me.
Lots.
fenriss
May. 5th, 2005 03:35 pm (UTC)
You say that *now* :)
bhanfhlaith
May. 5th, 2005 03:42 pm (UTC)
Yes. Obey Me. (giggle)
rionnkelly
May. 5th, 2005 05:00 pm (UTC)
Girls, you're both pretty... Don't make me come in there!
oletheros
May. 5th, 2005 02:50 pm (UTC)
"something entertaining."

not enough for you? hrm. i'm sure i have something in my bag of tricks to amuse you... have you seen the darth vader blog? highly entertaining. shiny black vinyl...
fenriss
May. 5th, 2005 03:15 pm (UTC)
Gods, yes! I have seen and loved it!
rionnkelly
May. 5th, 2005 04:49 pm (UTC)
This...icon...is...just...so...mezmerizing.....................
oletheros
May. 5th, 2005 04:51 pm (UTC)
i've got a collection.
rionnkelly
May. 5th, 2005 04:58 pm (UTC)
The wrongness of it defies description...
oletheros
May. 5th, 2005 05:11 pm (UTC)
mesmerizing, innit?
rionnkelly
May. 5th, 2005 05:16 pm (UTC)
Not quite as mezmerizing as the silicone, but close.
pastor_saturn
May. 5th, 2005 02:52 pm (UTC)
I must confess: many years ago, at another job, I was typing meeting minutes and accidentally left out one (surprisingly important!) letter "F." So I sent the execs and Board of Directors a detailed discussion of the company's "shit differential."

Sigh. I still blush when I think about it.
fenriss
May. 5th, 2005 03:17 pm (UTC)
Ooh. That's even better than the time someone I worked with left out and "L" and solicited opinions from the pubic.
pastor_saturn
May. 5th, 2005 04:43 pm (UTC)
Har, har! Awesome. Now that's an opinion I want to hear!
peregrin8
May. 5th, 2005 03:06 pm (UTC)
One time I got a transcript that referred to "Jesus the Sop."
fenriss
May. 5th, 2005 03:17 pm (UTC)
*snerk*!
tafkarfanfic
May. 5th, 2005 03:16 pm (UTC)
I'll be there Saturday.
fenriss
May. 5th, 2005 03:19 pm (UTC)
Yaaaaaay! Did you see my previous post? I hope not. Cause then you might find out about my nefarious plans to keep you tied up in my house... d'oh! Gave myself away :)
sparkymonster
May. 5th, 2005 04:06 pm (UTC)
The other day mid rant I actually yelled out "You know what their problem is? Too much porn!"

After a pause my girlfriend burst out laughing and did not stop for several minutes.
fenriss
May. 5th, 2005 05:11 pm (UTC)
"Too much porn"? Feh!
sparkymonster
May. 6th, 2005 05:01 am (UTC)
I never thought I would say "too much porn" either

It was, however, in reference to stupid people basing their ideas of BDSM based on reading too much porn so really I guess I should have said "too much [bad] porn."
joanarkham
May. 5th, 2005 04:44 pm (UTC)
Pancake-scented alarm clocks aren't entertaining enough?

Life in the Big City has jaded you.
fenriss
May. 5th, 2005 05:15 pm (UTC)
Actually, clock bit made me laugh hard. It could only come from the mind that invented Spam Schlager(tm) and Spackle Wizz(tm).
peregrin8
May. 9th, 2005 09:02 pm (UTC)
Last Year's Amusing Typos...
As I went back to "Friends Only" my old entries, I found this:

I am pretty sure that Imam Ali was assassinated by Kharajite SECEDERS. However, I am longing to leave the archive as it now stands, stating that he was killed by satyrs.
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