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Nooooooooo!

The least he could do is try to muster a crappy British accent. Or maybe that'd be worse.

There is no justice.

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_blackjack_
Dec. 10th, 2004 07:41 pm (UTC)
Oh, you hadn't seen that? Yeah, Keanu is pretty much the LAST person who should have played that part.

"Whoa! I have demon blood..."
nixieq
Dec. 10th, 2004 07:54 pm (UTC)
"duuuuude, that RAWKS! *air guitar*"
fenriss
Dec. 10th, 2004 08:04 pm (UTC)
Well, I'd heard it was going to be him, but I hadn't seen the trailer until today. The horror.
nixieq
Dec. 10th, 2004 07:53 pm (UTC)
i'd like to direct your attention to his attempt at a crappy british accent in coppolla's dracula. somehow, i think that would be even worse.

(i say we send martian assassins to take keanu hostage and demand sean bean play him!)
fenriss
Dec. 10th, 2004 08:04 pm (UTC)
Ah. Right. I forgot about that.
tafkarfanfic
Dec. 10th, 2004 08:36 pm (UTC)
Or if they're going to go with an American, James Marsters.

Oh, this pains me so.
_blackjack_
Dec. 10th, 2004 09:20 pm (UTC)
After watching "House", I think Hugh Laurie could have done an impressive job. Sean Bean is a bit too...rugged.
m3rkvry
Dec. 10th, 2004 08:20 pm (UTC)
I refer you to the Merchant of Venice Beach:

"Hath not a dude eyes? If you prick us, do we not get bummed? If you poison us, do we not blow chunks?"
fenriss
Dec. 10th, 2004 09:25 pm (UTC)
*spit take!*

Oh, that's good.
minniethemoocha
Dec. 10th, 2004 09:00 pm (UTC)
This flick will be as forgotten as Johnny Mnemonic.
_blackjack_
Dec. 10th, 2004 09:21 pm (UTC)
Heh.
fenriss
Dec. 10th, 2004 09:48 pm (UTC)
Heeheehee! Ya see, cause...
rionnkelly
Dec. 10th, 2004 09:17 pm (UTC)
Eh, It's really not any worse than Brad Pitt as Achilles or Colin Farrell as Alexander the Great....
_blackjack_
Dec. 10th, 2004 09:20 pm (UTC)
Yes. Yes it is.
fenriss
Dec. 10th, 2004 09:27 pm (UTC)
And you know, a lot of times you can mess with nationality without loosing the essence of a character. But to me, Constantine has to be British, or he isn't Constantine.

I've often thought that Giles owes quite a bit to the character, incidentally. Although, I imagine I've probably told you that before.
_blackjack_
Dec. 10th, 2004 09:47 pm (UTC)
Not just Giles, but later Wesley as well.
colinmac
Dec. 11th, 2004 01:09 am (UTC)
Yeah, they did like a 15 minute preview at ComicCon this year. It's really gonna suck hard.
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